Isnt Dora Explorer an illegal Immigrant?

Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're all around you...





1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!





2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!





3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?





4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness





The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them... Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?! Even if it's the USA...

Isnt Dora Explorer an illegal Immigrant?
Oh my goodness!! This is sooo funny I almost peed in my pants! I can't stop laughing! You even took the time to organize your points!! oh LOL YOU know she is a cartoon right? Meaning fictional? Oh gotta run to the bathroom, too funny! Thanks for the laugh!!
Reply:Whoever did this has serious problems. Look at the way they organized things! Wow! How scary it that? LOL thanks again!!! :) Report It

Reply:hahaha where the hell did you get this from you psycho





a good laugh though =) Report It

Reply:Lock up Diego while they're at it! Report It

Reply:does it raeally matter. do you want to send her back?
Reply:You have too much time...
Reply:wow.
Reply:1. Dora the explorer is available in English


2. Spanish is the 2nd most common spoken language in the USA. Kids that know spanish have an option as to watching it in Spanish.


3. Mexico is not the only country that speaks spanish.


4. Did you graduate from High School and if so how did you do in college.


5. Get a girlfriend and a life.
Reply:Interesting analysis.
Reply:I can't believe you had this much free time. Get a life.
Reply:It's a T.V. Show-A Kid's Cartoon at that


It teaches kids the diversity of languages and people in the world


It has nothing to do with any of that


You probably watch it a lot


What Does It Matter


Lot's of people speak Spanish


Don't Stereotype
Reply:ummmm.... actually she speaks predominantly English and throws in Spanish words... I used to speak like that growing up, it is the benefit of knowing multiple languages. In fact I was able to speak some French, Dutch and German as well. That's having a well rounded childhood and education, that's not a conspiracy.





Boy scouts also carry packs with enough equipment to last them days... whats your point?





actually last time I checked most of the people I know who surround them selves with animals tend to be either farmers or people with few to no kids... I have a friend with like 6 dogs! i have not had six dogs in my entire life! let alone at once. BTW she is "White".





OK I admit I have seen the show 9I have little nephews and nieces) Swiper is actually one of Dora's friends, but he is a trouble maker. how does that even relate to immigration?





I seriously hope this a joke...because if some one seriously puts that much though in to analyzing a children's cartoon show looking for conspiracies really needs to thing about getting help.
Reply:We are led to believe that she is an illegal immigrant now her little boyfriend there hes illegal. they noth made this tv show to feed there families back in mexico......poor bastards